AnTi-hEtErOsExUal

no date with lillian from this point on
she's not my type anymore after flirting with that dick for a man, brad


get over YOURSELF!

some people need to pull their heads out of their fucking assholes

there's nothing that scorns me more than a pissy-ass, rejected by women-so-i-now-hate-them assfuck who bitches and complains.......no wonder your single! COME OUT OF THE FUCKING CLOSET ALREADY instead of blaming your issues on all women......
obviously you got fucking problems if your always bein rejected.

Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha

ICP LYRICS

"Fuck The World"

If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!)


Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus
Fuck Darius
Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east
Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, fuck you
Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you


Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady
My homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do?
(Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too
Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say fuck ninety three times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what?!
Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco
Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like fuck you, AHHHHH!!!!


Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on
Jefferson? FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha
Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 5-0 too
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way
And fuck Violent J!

Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette
username
you went to bed feeling
You began to dream about	waterisfree
who was	Licking you
in	a stranger's house
with	everyone watching
which made you	b for m
but was interupted by	together_1
who began to	get jealouse
You awoke	after awhile, this is good stuff after all
and you hope	that dreams do come true
chance of that happening:: 55%
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Who will give you an orgasm? by leslie13
Name
Age
Virgin?
So, who will make you moan?	Seth Green.
How?	Kisses...just kisses.
Will it be good?	You've had better.
Percentage of people who smiled when they saw this: 38%
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Love and Sex With Your Friends by dannygrl0129
Username
Sex	MaleFemaleNot SureHELL, YEAH!
Favorite Color
Love of your life:	mrmuppytwo
Best sex of your life:	wyers
Will make you come 1000 times:	deleterious
Will break your heart:	pggmilltn
Best Kisser:	sylph_kitten
Best cuddler:	mikiyuu
You secretly dream of:	holeman
But this person dreams of you:	waterisfree
Will handcuff you and screw you silly:	thee_kaos_child
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Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:	204
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	Shovel
Your Favorite Target:	Homeless people
Your Kill Count:	878,258,331
Your Battle Cry:	"I got mad skillz, yo!"
Years You Spend in Jail:	37
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$158,745,926,341,643
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 96%
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Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...) by sparkledee
Name
Your Secret Kink Thing	You put food in other holes.
Your Sexual Strength	Your HOT SEXY BODY!!
Your Sexual Weakness	You're scared of butt plugs.
Your Likely STD	You probably have crabs!
How Many Partners in Crime?	4
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Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette
username
you went to bed feeling
You began to dream about	chocoholic69
who was	dominating you
in	a strange place only you could describe
with	your hands tied
which made you	cry
but was interupted by	deleterious
who began to	shoot video
You awoke	thinking:"WTF!!!!!?????"
and you hope	that dreams do come true
chance of that happening:: 43%
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This is my latest lover. Her name is Michaela. She's wonderful.just plain fabulous. She turns 22 this week! Light the candles, fill up that tub, and soak it up! yes I am so over those x's.

Lou is long gone back to whereever it is he came from.

I'd share more but thats to cum later. ;)~

love ya

Police: Man angry about getting no presents burns down parents' home


FEASTERVILLE, Pa. (AP) — A man angry that he got no presents for Christmas burned down his parents' house early the next morning, police said.

Steven Murray, 21, was charged with arson and risking a catastrophe in the blaze that broke out early Sunday. No one was injured.

Police said Murray had himself committed to a hospital on Christmas Day, but then signed himself out and walked eight miles home. Later he told police he saw the flames in the distance.

But officers said his jacket smelled of smoke and they found a lighter in his pocket and a gas can near the front door.

i'm going to be 23 soon. damn i'm young. i've lost a few pounds and noticed that i'm down to an a-cup. where have my boobies gone? hahahahehehehehe

i met a pretty hot chick. her name, i forget

but she came over last night and we showered together (drunk, mind you). she was gone before i woke up the next morning with a note at the foot of the bed that read: 'i feel awful. i'm not gay, i was intoxicated and lost control. sorry'

fuck.

fuck.

fuck.

well, all i know is that she's a waitress at red lion. something will have to give. something.

duuude...whats up with this flu?

So much for my happy ending
oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh...

Let's talk this over
It's not like we're dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something you said?

Don't leave me hangin'
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

chorus
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of our memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending


You've got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I'm difficult
But so are they
But they don't know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

chorus

It's nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It's nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

He was everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of our memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending

You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of our memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending.
oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh...

You scored as Pop Star Princess. You appreciate the finer things in life like American Idol and Ashley Simpson. You like to have fun, because who doesn't like a fun girl! Life is all about choices and if you choose to do nothing with your life, then good for you! Don't let others get in the way of your dreams sista! </td> Pop Star Princess 50% Fascist Dictator 39% Baby Jesus Lover 39% Dirty Hippie 36% No good dirty poop eater 36% What kind of human are you? created with QuizFarm.com

My roommate, Karen, was interested in being able to deepthroat her boyfriend. She asked me to hypnotize her, so I read some stuff online about hypnotism, which was not much help. Keep in mind that I am not a hypnotist, but I do understand the basic premise. I decided to use my own approach, which I think is pretty good. Dont you think?

I want you to sit down and relax yourself. Make yourself entirely comfortable. Focus on your breathing. Take a deep breath in through your nose, hold it, and exhale through you mouth. Full, deep breathes, slowly in? and then out. I am going to start counting down from 100. With each number you will find your eyes becoming heavier and heavier. As the numbers become smaller your anxieties and tensions will slowly fade away.


Picture yourself with your boyfriend. Both of you have had a fun and exhausting day together. You both come home and shut the door to your bedroom. Both of you fall onto the bed. You can smell his enticing cologne as you both are rolling around on the bed. You start to run your hands all over each other?s bodies. You are both becoming very excited. You can feel his stimulation through his pants. He is becoming very thick and hard. You start shedding clothes. He removes his shirt and then yours. He breathes the scent of your hair and continues to remove your clothes. You jump on top of him, unbutton his pants and throw them down on the floor. Kissing every inch of each other?s body, the excitement rises. You push him down on his back and rotate over him. As you kiss down his stomach you see his apprehension of what is about to occur. You grab the base of his penis with your hand just cupping his member. You start to lick the head as if it were a lollipop, very gently. Then like an ice cream cone, you lick with broader strokes from your tongue. You pull back and then slowly ease your mouth over the tip of his penis. Inching past the head and continuing further down past the neck. You feel the head of his penis bathing in a pool of saliva on your tongue. You relax your throat and slowly push his penis toward the back of your mouth. You pull it back out, slowly. With his penis well lubricated from your saliva, you begin again to go down on his member. As you inch his penis in your mouth, you feel it start to go into your throat. You relax yourself even further and inch it deeper and deeper into your throat. As you continue, you have almost the entire length of his penis in your mouth. You enjoy inching the remaining portion of his member all the way down your throat. You slowly pull his penis out of your mouth. Now, totally at ease, you begin to repeat the process. The further you get his penis down your throat the more it excites the both of you. You continue to engulf his member. Each time a little fast, then the last, blissfully pumping in and out. Until you are plunging down the entire length of his shaft. You grab his buttocks in your hands to further shove his member down your throat, swallowing every inch of his penis. He begins to shuttle. You thrust his penis into the back of your throat and wait for him to unload. As you ease every inch of his penis out of your mouth you are sucking just hard enough, so that he is left in a constant tremble. You are totally excite and proud of your accomplishment. You cannot wait until the next time to demonstrate your skill and talent on your boyfriend.

When, I count to 10 you will wake up refreshed, relaxed, and confident in yourself. 1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?10.

Well, I guess we will see what happens now. Keep your fingers crossed.

Bisexuality is Real.

well, fuck you too asshole!

nym·pho ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nmf)
n. Informal
A female who is affected with nymphomania; a nymphomaniac.

yes, that's me...i am a very strongly abnormal-sex driven female and am very proud of it. why should i try and change who i am or hide my true self? i don't care what anyone thinks and i preach to everyone that they not hide there true selves.

i don't know about erik anymore. he's just not showing that he likes any of my come ons. i've been on the prowl for a female for the past few weeks...(months?) i hesitate...i seek...i will find

summer is ok...just sitting on my ass mostly. aunt says she's vacationing in aug. time to myself thank gawd

If there is someone on your friends list you would love to have a fuckathon with, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

SOME PEOPLE ARE FUCKING PATHETIC!

Well I've decided from now on my journal is to remain friends only!

Bah!

I have two live journals-this being my second creation...and I'm begining to think I can really only handle one!

Ack! I'm crammed with homework!


Well Eric tried calling me back....hahahaha loser. I decided I would not answer my tele and let it screen the calls. Turns out he called a dozen times since yesterday.

Well I dunno...I think I wanna do something different in life.

bye bye love, bye bye happiness

I just broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years...

so I guess this means I'm single again! :)

Hello ladies and gentlemen!

My name is Kira, and I am 21 years old....