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Sun, Oct. 23rd, 2005, 07:46 pm

no date with lillian from this point on
she's not my type anymore after flirting with that dick for a man, brad


get over YOURSELF!

Tue, Oct. 18th, 2005, 04:11 am
CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP, read the first thing i clicked on, bitch got me going

some people need to pull their heads out of their fucking assholes

there's nothing that scorns me more than a pissy-ass, rejected by women-so-i-now-hate-them assfuck who bitches and complains.......no wonder your single! COME OUT OF THE FUCKING CLOSET ALREADY instead of blaming your issues on all women......
obviously you got fucking problems if your always bein rejected.

Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha

Thu, Oct. 13th, 2005, 08:15 pm
ya - "i'm like FUCK YOU ALL"

ICP LYRICS

"Fuck The World"

If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!)


Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus
Fuck Darius
Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east
Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, fuck you
Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you


Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady
My homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do?
(Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too
Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say fuck ninety three times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what?!
Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco
Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like fuck you, AHHHHH!!!!


Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on
Jefferson? FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha
Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 5-0 too
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way
And fuck Violent J!

Tue, May. 31st, 2005, 10:53 pm
remedy for a bad mood! thanks to pggmilltn :( :(

Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette
username
you went to bed feeling
You began to dream aboutwaterisfree
who wasLicking you
ina stranger's house
witheveryone watching
which made youb for m
but was interupted bytogether_1
who began toget jealouse
You awokeafter awhile, this is good stuff after all
and you hopethat dreams do come true
chance of that happening:: 55%
Quiz created with MemeGen!


Who will give you an orgasm? by leslie13
Name
Age
Virgin?
So, who will make you moan?Seth Green.
How?Kisses...just kisses.
Will it be good?You've had better.
Percentage of people who smiled when they saw this: 38%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Tue, Jan. 11th, 2005, 01:06 pm
<><> MEME oRgAsm <><> WOOooOooooOOoOOoo!!!!!!!

Love and Sex With Your Friends by dannygrl0129
Username
Sex
Favorite Color
Love of your life:mrmuppytwo
Best sex of your life:wyers
Will make you come 1000 times:deleterious
Will break your heart:pggmilltn
Best Kisser:sylph_kitten
Best cuddler:mikiyuu
You secretly dream of:holeman
But this person dreams of you:waterisfree
Will handcuff you and screw you silly:thee_kaos_child
Quiz created with MemeGen!



Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:204
Quiz created with MemeGen!


Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:Shovel
Your Favorite Target:Homeless people
Your Kill Count:878,258,331
Your Battle Cry:"I got mad skillz, yo!"
Years You Spend in Jail:37
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$158,745,926,341,643
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 96%
Quiz created with MemeGen!


Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...)
by sparkledee
Name
Your Secret Kink ThingYou put food in other holes.
Your Sexual StrengthYour HOT SEXY BODY!!
Your Sexual WeaknessYou're scared of butt plugs.
Your Likely STDYou probably have crabs!
How Many Partners in Crime?4
Quiz created with MemeGen!


Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette
username
you went to bed feeling
You began to dream aboutchocoholic69
who wasdominating you
ina strange place only you could describe
withyour hands tied
which made youcry
but was interupted bydeleterious
who began toshoot video
You awokethinking:"WTF!!!!!?????"
and you hopethat dreams do come true
chance of that happening:: 43%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Tue, Jan. 11th, 2005, 12:19 am
LADIES & GENTS!



This is my latest lover. Her name is Michaela. She's wonderful.just plain fabulous. She turns 22 this week! Light the candles, fill up that tub, and soak it up! yes I am so over those x's.

Lou is long gone back to whereever it is he came from.

I'd share more but thats to cum later. ;)~

love ya

Fri, Dec. 31st, 2004, 03:53 pm
AHAHA loser

Police: Man angry about getting no presents burns down parents' home


FEASTERVILLE, Pa. (AP) — A man angry that he got no presents for Christmas burned down his parents' house early the next morning, police said.

Steven Murray, 21, was charged with arson and risking a catastrophe in the blaze that broke out early Sunday. No one was injured.

Police said Murray had himself committed to a hospital on Christmas Day, but then signed himself out and walked eight miles home. Later he told police he saw the flames in the distance.

But officers said his jacket smelled of smoke and they found a lighter in his pocket and a gas can near the front door.

Wed, Dec. 29th, 2004, 10:26 am

i'm going to be 23 soon. damn i'm young. i've lost a few pounds and noticed that i'm down to an a-cup. where have my boobies gone? hahahahehehehehe

i met a pretty hot chick. her name, i forget

but she came over last night and we showered together (drunk, mind you). she was gone before i woke up the next morning with a note at the foot of the bed that read: 'i feel awful. i'm not gay, i was intoxicated and lost control. sorry'

fuck.

fuck.

fuck.

well, all i know is that she's a waitress at red lion. something will have to give. something.

Sun, Dec. 26th, 2004, 11:53 pm

duuude...whats up with this flu?

Mon, Dec. 6th, 2004, 01:59 am
FUCK

So much for my happy ending
oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh...

Let's talk this over
It's not like we're dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something you said?

Don't leave me hangin'
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

chorus
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of our memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending


You've got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I'm difficult
But so are they
But they don't know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

chorus

It's nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It's nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

He was everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of our memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending

You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of our memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending.
oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh...

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